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Misremember the Alamo!

Let us all gloss over the truth together with our heads held high!

Remember how Colonel Travis drew that line in the sand in a stirring display of loyalty and courage and how all but one of those brave defenders joined him, including the crippled Jim Bowie, who had to be dragged across... and we'll just stop right there. That's all we need to remember about that particular anecdote, trust me.

Perhaps it's best to just remember that there was an Alamo. But don't actually remember anything about it. Except bravery. And America. Actually, did you ever see the movie with John Wayne? Remember that, why don't you? Remember the movie The Alamo! In fact, just remembering the slogan "Remember the Alamo" is good enough, really. Then, shout the slogan, in public, while you holler like a hound dog and swing a ten-gallon hat around in the air. Yee-haw!

[via English Eclectic]